“I consider that women who are authors, lawyers, and politicians are monsters.”
“Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.”
“Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.”
“Let us treat the men and women well: treat them as if they were real: perhaps they are.”
“Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.”
“Men naturally resent it when women take greater liberties in dress than men are allowed.”
“In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.”
“The main difference between men and woman is that men are lunatics and woman are idiots.”
“The female of the genus homo is economically dependent on the male. He is her food supply.”
“Whether women are better than men I cannot say, but I can say they are certainly no worse.”
“Men are gentle, honest and straightforward. Women are convoluted, deceptive and dangerous.”
“When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue.”
“If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.”
“When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different.”
“Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.”
“Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.”
“I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.”
“When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.”
“With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works.”
“Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.”
“A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.”
“When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.”
“When you educate a man you educate an individual; when you educate a woman you educate a whole family.”
“A woman who gives any advantage to a man may expect a lover -- but will sooner or later find a tyrant.”
“Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.”
“Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.”
“Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.”
“She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).”
“Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.”
“A woman is a branchy tree and man a singing wind; and from her branches carelessly he takes what he can find.”