“Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.”
“Women serve but to keep a man from better company.”
“Women like silent men. They think they're listening.”
“Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.”
“Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.”
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
“Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.”
“The cocks may crow, but it's the hen that lays the egg.”
“It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.”
“The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.”
“As vivacity is the gift of women, gravity is that of men.”
“When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.”
“What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.”
“For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child.”
“Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.”
“Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.”
“Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.”
“If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?”
“'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.”
“A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.”
“Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”
“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.”
“Where women love each other, men learn to smother their mutual dislike.”
“A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.”
“Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.”
“Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.”
“The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.”
“Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.”
“If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.”
“Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.”