“I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.”
“Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.”
“A hairy body, and arms stiff with bristles, give promise of a manly soul.”
“The most unhappy and frail creatures are men and yet they are the proudest.”
“Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.”
“I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
“To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo.”
“Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one.”
“A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.”
“There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.”
“Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are as strange as hell.”
“There are three classes of men; lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, and lovers of gain.”
“There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.”
“I mean to make myself a man, and if I succeed in that, I shall succeed in everything else.”
“The male sex still constitute in many ways the most obstinate vested interest one can find.”
“Some men are like nails, very easily drawn; others however are more like rivets never drawn at all.”
“One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.”
“If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.”
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous toy.”
“The man, most man, works best for men: and, if most man indeed, he gets his manhood plainest from his soul.”
“The question arises as to whether it is possible not to live in the world of men and still to live in the world.”
“Masculinity is not something given to you, but something you gain. And you gain it by winning small battles with honor.”
“A man that is ashamed of passions that are natural and reasonable is generally proud of those that are shameful and silly.”
“A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.”
“Bloody men are like bloody buses -- you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop two or three others appear.”
“How dwarfed against his manliness she sees the poor pretension, the wants, the aims, the follies, born of fashion and convention!”
“You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable.”
“All societies on the verge of death are masculine. A society can survive with only one man; no society will survive a shortage of women.”
“In the United States adherence to the values of the masculine mystique makes intimate, self-revealing, deep friendships between men unusual.”
“Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.”