“Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.”
“Every philosophy is the philosophy of some stage of life.”
“To have no time for philosophy is to be a true philosopher.”
“There is no philosophy without the art of ignoring objections.”
“Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?”
“The courage of the truth is the first condition of philosophic study.”
“Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it.”
“Truth in philosophy means that concept and external reality correspond.”
“Bad philosophers may have a certain influence; good philosophers, never.”
“A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice.”
“There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.”
“If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.”
“One may summon his philosophy when they are beaten in battle, not till then.”
“Philosophy is at once the most sublime and the most trivial of human pursuits.”
“In philosophy if you aren't moving at a snail's pace you aren't moving at all.”
“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.”
“For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.”
“When philosophers try to be politicians they generally cease to be philosophers.”
“Perhaps it is of more value to infuriate philosophers than to go along with them.”
“Philosophers call God ''the great unknown'' ''The great misknown'' is more like it!”
“A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”
“The philosopher proves that the philosopher exists. The poet merely enjoys existence.”
“Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the disciplines or continue the errors.”
“Take from the philosopher the pleasure of being heard and his desire for knowledge ceases.”
“To be a real philosopher all that is necessary is to hate some one else's type of thinking.”
“Out of Plato come all things that are still written and debated about among men of thought.”
“I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full and scratch where it itches.”
“Philosophy does not regard pedigree, she received Plato not as a noble, but she made him one.”
“Philosophy! Empty thinking by ignorant conceited men who think they can digest without eating!”
“Philosophy goes no further than probabilities, and in every assertion keeps a doubt in reserve.”