Who said “When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her…”?

“One fool at least in every married couple.”

“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.”

“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.”

“I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”

“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”

“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”

“What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.”