Who said “Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”?

“Weddyng is desteny, And hangyng likewise.”

“Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”

“Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people.”

“A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”

“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”

“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.”

“What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.”