Quotes about Weddings

“Weddyng is desteny, And hangyng likewise.”

“Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”

“Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people.”

“A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“Girls usually have a paper mGchT face on their wedding day.”

“That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.”

“A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind.”

“Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!”

“Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.”

“I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.”

“It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!”