Who said “Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my…”?

“Where id is, there shall ego be.”

“Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.”

“One does not get better but different and older and that is always a pleasure.”

“My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all.”

“Maturity: among other things, the unclouded happiness of the child at play, who takes it for granted that he is at one with his play-mates.”

“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”

“I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”

“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”