Who said “One does not get better but different and older and that is always a pleasure.”?

“Where id is, there shall ego be.”

“Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.”

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

“My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all.”

“Maturity: among other things, the unclouded happiness of the child at play, who takes it for granted that he is at one with his play-mates.”

“Remarks are not literature.”

“"What is the answer?" [ I was silent ] "In that case, what is the question?"”

“I do want to get rich but I never want to do what there is to do to get rich.”

“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.”

“It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing.”

“The two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.”