Who said “I write fiction and I'm told it's autobiography, I write autobiography and I'm told it's…”?

“An autobiography is obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.”

“Every autobiography is concerned with two characters, a Don Quixote, the Ego, and a Sancho Panza, the Self.”

“When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs.”

“All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.”

“Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as ''Call Me God'') to KCMG (''Kindly Call Me God'') to GCMG (''God Calls Me God'').”

“When you publish a book, it's the world's book. The world edits it.”

“Just like those who are incurably ill, the aged know everything about their dying except exactly when.”

“Is an intelligent human being likely to be much more than a large-scale manufacturer of misunderstanding?”

“A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die!”

“Undermining experience, embellishing experience, rearranging and enlarging experience into a species of mythology.”

“I cannot and do not live in the world of discretion, not as a writer, anyway. I would prefer to, I assure you -- it would make life easier. But discretion is, unfortunately, not for novelists.”