“Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.”
“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.”
“An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.”
“Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.”
“Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.”
“I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
“To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.”
“Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.”
“Try to take for a mate a person of your own neighborhood.”
“'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.”
“Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.”
“When you get married you forget about kissing other women.”
“Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.”
“There is a time for all things -- except marriage my dear.”
“Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.”
“It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.”
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.”
“I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.”
“Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.”
“Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”
“Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.”
“Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.”
“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”
“Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.”
“Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.”
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.”
“I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.”
“Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.”