“Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.”
“I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.”
“A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.”
“Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.”
“Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.”
“Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.”
“An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.”
“Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.”
“Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.”
“To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.”
“Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.”
“Try to take for a mate a person of your own neighborhood.”
“Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.”
“When you get married you forget about kissing other women.”
“Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.”
“There is a time for all things -- except marriage my dear.”
“Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.”
“It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.”
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.”
“I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.”
“Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.”
“Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”
“Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.”
“Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.”
“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”
“Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.”
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.”
“Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.”
“I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.”