“A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”
“Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.”
“There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.''”
“Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.”
“Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.”
“What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse.”
“What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.”
“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.”
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
“You have to accept the fact that part of the sizzle of sex comes from the danger of sex. You can be overpowered.”
“Making love? It's a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification.”
“Embraces are cominglings from the head even to the feet, and not a pompous high priest entering by a secret place.”
“I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. When I'm having sex, I don't have that.”
“The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else.”
“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”
“The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.”
“Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.”
“It's very liberating to be naked in front of a hundred people, but there's nothing sexual about lovemaking on a movie set.”
“Sexual intercourse began in 1963 (which was rather late for me) -- Between the end of the Chatterley ban and the Beatles first LP.”
“If I were asked for a one line answer to the question ''What makes a woman good in bed?'' I would say, ''A man who is good in bed.''”
“Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.”
“I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.”
“Sexism is the foundation on which all tyranny is built. Every social form of hierarchy and abuse is modeled on male-over-female domination.”
“Inevitably we look upon society, so kind to you, so harsh to us, as an ill-fitting form that distorts the truth; deforms the mind; fetters the will.”
“All nature's creatures join to express nature's purpose. Somewhere in their mounting and mating, rutting and butting is the very secret of nature itself.”
“We must reckon with the possibility that something in the nature of the sexual instinct itself is unfavorable to the realization of complete satisfaction.”
“Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.”
“''Sex'' is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.”
“The passion between the sexes has appeared in every age to be so nearly the same, that it may always be considered, in algebraic language as a given quantity.”
“What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup -- that's good in bed.”