Who said “If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a…”?

“Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect.”

“The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.”

“Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.”

“Cautiousness in judgment is nowadays to be recommended to each and every one: if we gained only one incontestable truth every ten years from each of our philosophical writers the harvest we reaped would be sufficient.”

“We, when we sow the seeds of doubt deeper than the most up-to-date and modish free-thought has ever dreamed of doing, we well know what we are about. Only out of radical skeptics, out of moral chaos, can the Absolute spring, the anointed Terror of which the time has need.”

“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”

“I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”

“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”