Who said “The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.”?

“Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect.”

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”

“Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.”

“Cautiousness in judgment is nowadays to be recommended to each and every one: if we gained only one incontestable truth every ten years from each of our philosophical writers the harvest we reaped would be sufficient.”

“We, when we sow the seeds of doubt deeper than the most up-to-date and modish free-thought has ever dreamed of doing, we well know what we are about. Only out of radical skeptics, out of moral chaos, can the Absolute spring, the anointed Terror of which the time has need.”

“No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.”

“The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.”

“Love demands infinitely less than friendship.”

“I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.”

“Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.”

“Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.”