Who said “All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”?

“Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.”

“Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.”

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

“The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.”

“The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.”

“In the end, everything is a gag.”

“Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.”

“The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.”

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”

“Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.”

“Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.”