Who said “Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.”?

“Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.”

“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

“The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.”

“The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.”

“Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.”

“Money can't buy poverty.”