“All great peoples are conservative.”
“All reactionaries are paper tigers.”
“That man's the true Conservative who lops the moldered branch away.”
“Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.”
“A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.”
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
“Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.”
“A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs, who has never learned to walk.”
“The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.”
“What is conservatism? It is not adherence to the old and tried, but against the new and untried?”
“Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world -- and never will.”
“I do not know which makes a man more conservative -- to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.”
“The values to which the conservative appeals are inevitably caricatured by the individuals designated to put them into practice.”
“Conservative. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.”
“The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.”
“There are no black conservatives. Oh, there are neoconservatives with black skin, but they lack any claim to blackness other than the biological. They have forgotten their roots.”
“We hear the haunting presentiment of a dutiful middle age in the current reluctance of young people to select any option except the one they feel will impinge upon them the least.”
“A little reflection will enable any person to detect in himself that setness in trifles which is the result of the unwatched instinct of self-will and to establish over himself a jealous guardianship.”
“To be conservative requires no brains whatsoever. Cabbages, cows and conifers are conservatives, and are so stupid they don't even know it. All that is basically required is acceptance of what exists.”
“All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or nature, born halt and blind, through luxury of their parents, and can only, like invalids, act on the defensive.”
“The appeal of the New Right is simply that it seems to promise that nothing will change in the domestic realm. People are terrified of change there, because it's the last humanizing force left in society, and they think, correctly, that it must be retained.”
“The word ''conservative'' is used by the BBC as a portmanteau word of abuse for anyone whose views differ from the insufferable, smug, sanctimonious, naive, guilt-ridden, wet, pink orthodoxy of that sunset home of the third-rate minds of that third-rate decade, the nineteen-sixties.”
“Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner, or before taking their rest; when they are sick or aged. In the morning, or when their intellect or their conscience has been aroused, when they hear music, or when they read poetry, they are radicals.”
“Almost always tradition is nothing but a record and a machine-made imitation of the habits that our ancestors created. The average conservative is a slave to the most incidental and trivial part of his forefathers glory -- to the archaic formula which happened to express their genius or the eighteenth-century contrivance by which for a time it was served.”
“The world is burdened with young fogies. Old men with ossified minds are easily dealt with. But men who look young, act young and everlastingly harp on the fact that they are young, but who nevertheless think and act with a degree of caution that would be excessive in their grandfathers, are the curse of the world. Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving.”