“Cultivate more joy by arranging your life so that more joy will be likely.”
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
“The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.”
“Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.”
“If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.”
“My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.”
“Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.”
“The best way to make happy money is to make money your hobby and not your god.”
“It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.”
“You never suffer from a money problem, you always suffer from an idea problem.”
“When the strong box contains no more both friends and flatterers shun the door.”
“Wise is the person at either end. Who can in due measure spare as well as spend.”
“The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else.”
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gives it to.”
“The person who said money is the root of all evil just flat out didn't have any.”
“A single idea -- the sudden flash of a thought -- may be worth a million dollars.”
“God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.”
“If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird.”
“A miser grows rich by seeming poor. An extravagant man grows poor by seeming rich.”
“The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.”
“Taking it all in all, I find it is more trouble to watch after money than to get it.”
“What's the quickest way to become a millionaire? Borrow fivers off everyone you meet.”
“Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy.”
“Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully.”
“More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth.”
“Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it.”
“When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.”
“Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.”
“Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want -- the want of money.”
“The importance of money flows from it being a link between the present and the future.”